Political band names!

Flute Gingrich
BaRock-N-RollBama
Clinton Sax Scandal
Clarinet Thomas Trial
Client 9 Spits On Her
Washington DeCeased
Secret Swervice
Drug Enjoyment Agency
Dirty Harry Truman
Frat House of Representatives
Robot Congress
Pardon the President
In the Rose Garden
Vice President Assassin

So damn Indie...

Hurricaines Happen
Zoe Loves Wine
Mothers Night
Ask Me Again
The Whiney Hineys
Prison Garden
Not From Around Here
Heaven's Heathens
Clean Martini
Justice For Olives
Chandelier Jet
Geraldo's Hoodie
7 Years Good Luck
The Revengers
Lesbian Wedding
Toxic Plastic
Pennies from Hell
Jacking Johnson
Impromptu Tattoo
Antisocial Media
Son of Bishop
Puppet Smut
Suburban Machine
Shooting Junk
Andy, You Goonie!

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Only on the Moon
Grass Fed Farm Raised
We Don't Play Shows
Proper Crooks
Charming Stepdad
Professional Adult
Chocolate Chicken
Breakfast for Dinner
Rooster Juice
Guff Givers
She Hates Flowers
Too Many Camrys
Black Girls Die Last
Lawnmower Woman
Dirty Bedsheets

Even more METAL!!!

Six Sick Siths
Drop D Autopsy
Murdered Myself
Cremated Creation
Violent Vikings
Deathbath
Cathedral of Atheism
Headless Goat
Prayer to Nowhere
Pirate Chest Hair (lol)
Parsley Sage Rosemary and Hatred
Moonskull
The Sun is Dead
Bad Cop Bad Cop
Beltbuckle Beatings
Grief Razor
Serpents Inside Us
White Obsidian
Use the Noose
Nailed to the Crossbow

METAL!!!

Rotted Esophagus
Satan is my Jesus
None More Black
Goblin Cobwebs
Fist Breaks Face
Bleeding Blood
Soulgag
Depreciating Moral Value
Darkholes
ChokeThroat

Going once, Going twice...

Funky Onions
Hatchet Scratch
Nest Egg Salad
Slampig
Bareknuckle Pinochle
Lizards and Lazarus
The Clever Peasants
Bubble Bath Bong Smoke
Everybody But Us
Never Tell a Lilac

Huge names

Spider Apes
Wrestling is Real
Punch the Mayor
Doctor's Office Nurse's Orifice Camelfoot
We the Temple
Muzic Bizness Iz Pizz
Mouthbreather
You Just Don't Get It
Mental Dental Dam

What's in a name?

Mama's Scotch
Tater Tits
Screwfaced Slap Slaps
James Earl Jonesin'
Delicate Umbrella
Dragon Basket
Grassy Knoll Gunmen
Useless Masseuse
Why Drink Water?
The College Scam Band

These just in!!

A good band name will contain irony, smug references, words that sound cool together or a nice combo of all them. See below for example on how it's done:

Hotel Sex
The Dranks
Sewer Jewelry
Pluto ain't a Planet
Cheese Whiz Kids
Midnight 15
Hellish Elevator
None of Us Like You
Chester Copperpot
The Marvin Berrys

NAND BAMES

Corned Beef and Baggage
Bullets for Wolves
Hipster Displacement
Oprah's Gun Club
2 Eyes From a Cyclops
Corduroy Turtleneck
Slippery Strippers
Cinderfella
Bargain Binge
Rooftop Basement
Band for Breakfast
Dirtybomb Squad
Bones Breakbeats
Ray Liotta's Radio
Humbucker Pickup Trucks
SB Punks
V Neck Allstars
Converses and Hooks
Queen Ann's Legs
Mid-Century Mod Squad


Boom baby! Fresh batch for your ass

Band name explosion

So I and my band members have been working tirelessly to come up with the greatest band names of all time, to the point where I'll include a long list this post to catch up!

Old Metallica
The Domestic Foreigners
We are Christmas
Brooklyn Parade
Thievin' Spielberg
Mafia Windpants
granny's 'scripts
bookshelves for movies
I moved to the City
I'm Cool.You're Not.
God Wears Stripes
Critical Critique
Prince Charles Manson
Plaid Vinyl
The Clitourists
Cast Irony
Sigmund Fraud
Local Girlfriends
The Empty Suits
Coward's Hotel
Rotten Hostage
Hobo Garbage Fire
Skinny Genomes
Benjamin Franklin's Friends
East River Swimmers
Dumpster Youngster
Meat Eating Vegan
Obese Athletes
Baby Oil Change
Empty Napsack
Stevie Ray Bans
Underwater Aviator
Unhappy Endings
Inner Tube Tops
Phony Hawk
Popcorn Circus
The Bootleg Warmers
Brainwave Runners
Cassette Cassette
Duces in the Woods
Bear Trap
Long Hug
Insta-Grammy
Koala Pocket
Drunk Uncle
Ancient Infant
Lo Fi Trust Fund
Gizzards and Giblets
Glasses for Jocks
Digital Nipples
The Thermos Lids
Black Jack Daniels
Hot Yogurt
The Chalice Cowboys
The Rawhide Giddyups
Bush Cabinet
Spectacular Spectacles
Goggles for Graduates
Generation Analog
Genie in a Can
Stepmothers Favorite
Antique Future
Red Headed Bed Wetter
The Lumpy Clumps
Caffeine Freedom
I Was a Nerd
The Off White Stripes

Whew!! If you can't find a band name in there, you're a picky asshole!

A lil' something

1) Sellout! Sellout!
2) Rockitch
3) Aluminum Lunchbox
4) Roses are Blue
5) Champange Hot Tub

Gourmet Band Names

1. Motel Bible
2. Alfred Hitch Hiker
3. Wet Wet Piss Piss
4. Essays in Cursive
5. Vegas Strip Mall

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